Selfies In A Scarf With Starbucks At A Stop Sign.
It all starts with an S. Perfect Selfie Storm.
What else do you want from me?
Selfies With A Standalone Surf Thing.
It’s Summer Time in Phoenix…It’s 110+ degrees fehrenheit most days…Let’s put a big rubber and plastic thing filled with water in the middle of Downtown Phoenix. That won’t add any element of humidity. At all.
I know what you’re thinking, “Ok, but you’re wearing a scarf…”
Yeah. I know. I’m an idiot, too.
Selfies With A Sticker Of A Stack Of Books.
There’s a lady that sits in this office and she always has a basket filled with granola bars that I like to visit. (Yes, I visit granola bars. Occasionally consume…)
Much to my dismay, the door was locked. And she was out of the office ALL WEEK. She never cleared this with me. She could have, at least, left some granola bars on my desk.
How dare she.
Selfies With Someone Sitting At My Temporary Desk.
Ok. So. Sometimes, for work, I have to work from a different location. I like this particular one for many different reasons.
1) It’s the building I started at with the company.
2) It’s closer to my house.
3) No one bothers me, here.
The last time I was here, I was squirreled off in the corner in the back of the office. And I would eavesdrop on their conversations, chiming in when I felt like it. And NO ONE tried to come over and figure out who I was, or ANYTHING. It was beautiful.
When the opportunity arose for me to work from this building again…I seized it, immediately.
Upon my arrival, I was shocked to find that there was someone now permanently occupying this desk.
I don’t like change.
Selfies With Sleeping Audience Members.
I perform Stand-Up Comedy from time to time. It had been a while since I performed — or even have been out in public, for that matter.
A friend of mine had asked me to perform at the Speakeasy Comedy Lounge in Scottsdale, Arizona. There’s an 8 PM show, and a 10 PM show.
This gentleman was at the 10 PM show. During his set, the headliner saw that this guy was nodding off…and then, all of a sudden…just full-on asleep. Out cold.
His wife informed everyone that he had been golfing and drinking since 8 AM.
After the show — of course — we all took our turns taking photos, and selfies with the sleeping man.
Given the circumstances — we are all performing in the side room of a Mexican restaurant. For free. And this man was sleeping — for good reason — while we were up on stage already battling our self-esteem issues.