Selfies While Silently Willing The Cleaning
Ladies to Finish Cleaning The Bathroom.
(And other tragedies.)
These cleaning ladies at work…I tell ya. I think, somehow, they are keeping track of my bathroom tendencies. Because they ALWAYS know when I have to go. Always. It’s astonishing.
And they pick the WORST times, too. It’s usually in the morning, like right when everyone gets in. And around lunch time.
Those are the primetime bathroom time slots.
What I’m saying is we need Nielsen Monitors for Bathrooms so that the Cleaning People can work around my bathroom requirements.